A year or so ago I turned a really crappy bowl out of an equally nasty piece of willow. It was so ugly and so poorly turned, I decided to use it to practice dying wood. Since the wood and the turning was bad, the dye job turned out absolutely horrendous! It was literally sitting on the top of the wood pile to go to the fire.
My daughter Courtney asked if she could do some pyrography (wood burning) on it. I figured why not? I’m gonna burn it anyway, and if I’m lucky, she’ll set it on fire with the wood burner and save me some time. What she was able to make out of my mistake actually turned out looking pretty cool!
My boss’s parents had a walnut tree that got struck by lightening. He asked if I wanted any of the wood. After I wiped a little drool off my chin, I said yes and made the customary deal: “you give me wood and I’ll give you a bowl”. Since this is my boss we’re talking about, I ended up making him two bowls, one from each side of the same log. He can pick one of the two to keep, then give the other one to his parents. Guess he could also keep them both and tell his parents I welshed on a deal. I’d never know… Anyway, here are the two that came out. Both are about 10 inches around, or so.
Last month, I talked about a mulberry bowl that cracked so bad I didn’t think it could be salvaged. Luckily, I was wrong! This one actually turned out pretty good!
May 18th – Q’s screwdriver – I said earlier that my son was working on a screwdriver for his shop class at high school. He finally finished it and I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. Q was VERY happy! He sanded it to 8000 grit, so it was as smooth as glass. The end is a piece of blue Corion tile that was polished to the point there are no tool marks in it. He took it to school to turn it in and the other kids in the class were pretty excited. Made him feel pretty good about what he had created. When he showed it to his teacher, his teacher said, “I’ll have to take a picture of it and then grade it later.” No “hey, this is pretty cool looking”. No “wow, you really must have spent some time to make this.” No “I’ve never liked you and I intend to hit you with my car someday.” Nothing… Hope he gets the ‘A’ he deserves, but I don’t have high hopes.
The woodturning club that I belong to has a “president’s challenge” at every meeting. A project is given, then the club members have two months to present a finished project to the club that fits the challenge. Being new to the club, I haven’t participated, yet. There are some people in the club that have been turning for 50+ years, several who are making serious money from selling their work, and some really creative people that I would actually call artists without feeling pretentious. Kind of intimidating to be a newb in a group like that! The last challenge was bottle stoppers, but I didn’t take one in. I was going to, but then I saw the work that was coming in, I had that sudden feeling of being unworthy. Kinda like being back in school when I was drawing stick men and Ted Nowlin was drawing photo-realistic pencil sketches of all three of Charlie’s Angles. The current challenge is to turn a flower. At the meeting last week, I was watching as the entrants came in. Several made tulips, which are pretty common and a few others made marigold-ish things that I’ve done in the past. To be honest, aside from the guy who made wooden roses from the shavings hand planed off of a 2×4, there wasn’t anything that really knocked my socks off. I figured the bar this month wasn’t all that high, so I could wade in.
The current challenge, to celebrate spring, is to turn a flower. At the meeting last week, I was watching as the entrants came in. Several made tulips, which are pretty common and a few others made marigold-ish things that I’ve done in the past, and several brought in creations that were an absolute failure. I have to admit, I secretly like the last group! To be honest, aside from the guy who made wooden roses from the shavings hand planed off of a 2×4, there wasn’t anything that really knocked my socks off. I figured the bar this month wasn’t all that high, so I could wade in.
Here’s my finished piece. I figure it’s not the best thing I’ve ever done, but it’s not so horrible that I’ll be asked to leave the club.
Getting the walnut edges on the pansies was a complete pain in the ass! There was supposed to be another flower, but as I was cutting the petals on the bandsaw, I found out I hadn’t glued the wood good enough. As I started to cut the pieces, they exploded into shrapnel! Since this is just for the club meeting, I figured I’d just pitch it in the fire when the meeting was over. Getting beaned in the forehead just reinforced the notion that a hot dog roast was on the menu for the night immediately following the next club meeting. The vase is a piece of lightly spalted maple that I made in literally 15 minutes. One of my daughters has now “claimed” it, so I’ll have to sneak it into the fire pit. Kids…
UPDATE: When I took this to the club meeting, it was actually VERY well received! The little vase was literally a throw away scrap of wood that took about 5 minutes to make, but people seemed to like the vase as much as the flowers. Go figure!
My son is taking a woodworking class in high school and now that the school year is all but over, they are finally allowed to do something involving the lathe. The “official” project is to make a screwdriver, which in all reality, is pretty boring. Nothing like sparking an interest by having the kids do something really mundane, with only a scraper and 80 grit sandpaper to use for tools. Well, I’ll just say that’s a casualty of the public school system and try something at home. We can certainly do better than that.
I took my son to my friend/mentor’s shop for this introductory lesson. I figured Bob could stress the basics and since the message was coming from someone OTHER than me, the odds that he would actually listen had to be higher. He did pretty good! His first lesson was to turn a sweet potato. MUCH safer and more forgiving than wood and didn’t really make that big of a mess. Next was a piece of softer wood to practice making beads and coves. Q didn’t make any finished projects that night, but he did make a mess and lots of woodchips! When we got home, we decided to make something a little more “free form” that he could keep. What he came up with is a little cup made from a piece of plum. Not sure it has any practical use, but for a first piece, I think it turned out pretty good!